Well guess what? Our local Sheriff Posskicker was reading the daily newspaper and got another bright idea and went after that million-dollar Reward, because the Sheriff Station needs new cars. He got a report that the Phantom cow was bellowing again in the night shadows of old hwy 66, so he followed a newly restored Ford pickup truck that turned down old hwy 66 at 3:00 A.M. He is now in the hospital unable to talk. However, the radio dispatch recorded his misfortune.

[ 3:10 AM ] “Hello this is Posskicker I’m following a newly restored Ford pickup truck”

[ 3:13 AM ] “This is Posskicker reporting. The Phantom cow has just jumped in front of another newly restored Ford pickup truck, please send out an ambulance, I am in pursuit, I have turned on my lights and siren “

[ 3:14 AM ] “This is Posskicker reporting again. The Phantom cow is running down the middle, yes right down the white line of old hwy 66. And at this time she is refusing to pull over”

[ 3:16 AM ] “This is Posskicker reporting again. The Phantom cow has stopped in the middle of the hwy. And she refuses to pull off the road, causing a major traffic problem because old man popedeyes is out driving and he is blowing his horn to get by. I’m not sure but he might have said a bad word or two to me as he went by and told the Phantom cow to keep up the good work. The Phantom cow is still refusing to move off the road.”

[ 3:17 AM ] “This is Posskicker reporting again. Wow this is unbelievable, I have never seen anything like this before, the Phantom cow stood up on her hind legs.”

[ 3:19 AM ] “This is Posskicker reporting again. I am placing the Phantom cow under arrest. “Moooo ! Moooo ! Moooo ! You have the right to remain silent! Mooo ! Mooo ! In fact I prefer that you stop your bellowing“. The Phantom cow replied; “Moo Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”.